you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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