I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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