yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
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