we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
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