): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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