We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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