i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
Randomize