I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
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I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
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I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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