who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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