Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
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Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
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I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
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