Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
third nipple confirmed
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
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