im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
We’re leaving where are you
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