just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
Randomize