butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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