Hey man sorry I got all grabby
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
And then he peed in my hair
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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