i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
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When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
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We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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