shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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