Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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