White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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