Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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