This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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