wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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