Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
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Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
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just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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