Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
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And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
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I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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