I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
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