Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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