I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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