The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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