I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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