Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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