i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
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