Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
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