these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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