So drunk, too bad you don't want this
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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