that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I would fuck him just for his dog
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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