Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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