first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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