Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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