Non-Jews are for practice
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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