about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
I know her cup size but not her name....
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