This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
This is my life. Enjoy the view
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Randomize