think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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