Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
You are in my phone as "Thigh Gap" and you apparently work for "DO NOT DRUNK TEXT, INC." That is why I called you six times last night. So unless you take a second job at "NO DRUNK DIALING LLC" expect more. PS I am sober so this is legit.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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