girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
He did a backflip because drugs
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