i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
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his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
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Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
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