called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
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it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
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Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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