There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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