id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
Dignity is for republicans.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Randomize
