Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
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I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
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well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
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