They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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