i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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