Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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