he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
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