Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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