How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
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I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
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I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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