Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
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I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
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I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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